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HP Care Packs Are A Scam

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As I have learned the hard way, HP is not a company that can be trusted. This is a very humbling experience after having strongly recommended the HP brand not only to friends and family but also to countless businesses that I have consulted for when it comes to their computer room configurations. I have literally purchased and/or recommended MILLIONS of dollars in HP equipment over the past few decades including dozens of server installations at bars and restaurants using a clients beer distribution system, a computer room for a local Charleston company that consisted of 28 new servers, and a computer room for a Boston based company over a decade ago that included a number of enterprise laser printers and network servers.

When it came time to purchase a new laptop just over a year ago I decided to stop messing around and spend $1500 on the best laptop HP offered at the time.   My biggest concern, as this would be my primary workstation at home and while travelling, was down time should it need to be repaired after failure or accidental damage.  Before making the purchase I called HP customer care and spoke to an HP representative about their extended warranty options.   She was very nice and immediately pointed me to the UN041A HP 3 Year House Call with Accidental Damage Protection Care Pack.   She proceeded to tell me that should the unit need repair that HP would send a technical service person to my house within 24 hours after diagnosing the issue to repair the unit at my home.   If they could not complete the repair on site I would get a loaner laptop while my laptop was sent out for repair and returned to me within a few days.    Sounded great.   I purchased the Laptop on February 29th 2012 from Beach Camera and a few days later, on March 5th, purchased that exact warranty directly from HP with the assistance of a phone operator.

Well it turns out this was the start of dealing with ineptitude and incompetence at Hewlett Packard.    While the sales agent had told me that I would get my extended care pack in the mail in 4-6 weeks, it turns out that isn’t the case.   After THREE MONTHS I called Hewlett Packard and asked where it was.   It had come up on my calendar a few times and I bumped it forward until I had an afternoon with some free time to make the call.   I was told it was “in processing”.  After several more calls over the next several months I finally received the Care Pack.

Fail #1 – HP Sold The Wrong Warranty

They sold me the wrong thing.   When I went to register the Care Pack that the original HP customer representative told me about and the second sales agent “forced into the system” (really, that was not a clue that something was wrong Ms. HP Sales Person?) it told me that the Care Pack did not apply to the HP Envy 17.     After many calls AND after being told by one HP representative “Well, sir, you purchased the WRONG item.  HP cannot be held responsible for that.  You are just going to have to purchase the right item.” I finally got an HP rep on the line with half-a-clue.    Mind you just half of a clue.   This person “converted” my incorrect warranty to the correct warranty and told me that if I had issues over the next couple of months I would have to call the escalation team directly because the extended warranty would not appear on my account until the regular 1-year warranty expired.

Fail #2 -No Such Thing As On Site Support

The unit failed and so did HP.   After a trip in January 2013 my laptop took a bounce off the back of the seat on a plane and started making a rattling noise.  That combined with the audio port static meant it was time to send in the unit.   So I call HP and guess what?  I am told I DO NOT have an extended warranty.  Again I go through the HP circus and finally find someone that can look up the confirmation number I was given with the “manual override”.   They find out that ONCE AGAIN the wrong warranty was applied.  They fix the warranty and then tell me “OK, I submitted an RMA so you can ship the unit back.”.

WAIT.  WHAT?  Ship the unit back?  I paid a premium to get the ON SITE REPAIR work.

Guess what?

HP ON SITE REPAIR DOES NOT APPLY TO LAPTOPS.   Not any of the newer laptops anyway.  Do you know what they consider on site repair?   Swapping a hard drive or replacing memory!  Really?  Any idiot with half-a-clue can do that on their own without needing a technical support person come out on site.    ALL OTHER “REPAIRS”, no matter how minor REQUIRE YOU TO SHIP THE LAPTOP TO HP.   The turn around time?  At least 3 days plus 1 day shipping either way.  That is ONE WEEK without the laptop

The entire reason I went with this laptop is because they had on-site repair and 24 hour response times!

What about that loaner system?   NOPE.   Not for laptops, sorry.  That is only for select desktop systems.

I opt NOT to send the unit out.  I can deal with static on the audio port and a rattling noise if it means no laptop for a week.

Fail #3 -You Have No Warranty, Again

Fast forward to September 2013.   I am in the middle of a major product release for Store Locator Plus.   My Envy 17 decides to die in the middle of a coding session.    The battery is no longer “present”.   Not in the laptop.  That is amazing since the reason they cannot fix my laptop on site is because the battery is NOT REPLACEABLE by the user.  It is wired into the motherboard.   (WTF?!?! Who designed THAT feature?  Wish I noticed that , but it is conveniently not mentioned on the sales info, I just ASSUMED a laptop battery could be swapped.  My mistake.)  So now I cannot use my laptop if it is unplugged, cannot move it, and better hope the power never goes out.

Time to send it in for another repair.

Again I am told I don’t have a warranty.  I once again send in all the info, but at least this time I have an email from HP with all the necessary info and a contact listed.   I get a new RMA issued and this time send back the laptop after spending 2 days moving my entire work environment over to an older (and much slower) laptop.

Fail #4 – Parts On Backorder

TEN DAYS after sending out my laptop I get in touch with HP.  Where is my 3-day turnaround on the laptop?   No answer.   Two days and 4 emails later I finally get a response… “Yes, we did receive your laptop last week.   Parts are on backorder.  There is no ETA.”.

A few more days go by and I get an email “I will be out for a few days, I will let you know about the laptop when I get back.”.

A couple more days go by and I send an email “What is going on?  Will I ever see my laptop again.”.

I’m still waiting for a response.

HP Care Pack Is Worthless

Over the past 48 hours, after being without my $1400 laptop for going on 3 weeks now I decided to do some research.  Along the way I have learned that the HP Care Pack is  a complete scam.    Why?

  • No On Site Repair : They are selling the Care Pack for the HP Envy 17 clearly marked as “On Site Repair”.   There is no on site repair for the HP Envy 17.   The product clearly says “in rare instances” yet ANY repair other than a disk drive or memory failure requires sending in the laptop.  That is NOT rare especially for a warranty that offers damage protection.  When is the last time you damaged your RAM?
HP Rare Instances
HP Rare Instances
  • HP Not Liable For Lack Of Parts : That’s right, if you send something in for repair and they don’t have the parts to fix it they are not liable.  You are stuck with a unit that cannot be repaired and you have no recourse.   Work will stop when parts or resources are not available and will resume when they become available with no limitation to how long this may be.
HP No Parts = No Repair
HP No Parts = No Repair
  • No Guaranteed Response Time : While HP tells you they “normally” repair units with in a few days there is NOWHERE in the contract or on the website where they guarantee a repair response time.  It could take them a few days, a few weeks, a few months.   You are without your laptop the entire time.  Who knows, it may even take a few years.  Once you ship the laptop to them you may NEVER SEE IT AGAIN with the only recourse being your ability to recoup the cost of the repair contract.
  • HP Can Wash Hands of Contract With No Liability:  In reading the “fine print” of the actual Care Pack contract, HP has limited their liability NOT to the value of the laptop that is supposed to be covered by the warranty but “the original purchase price of the extended warranty”.   In other words, pay us hundreds of dollars for the warranty.   If your laptop never breaks we keep the money.   If your laptop does break and we don’t fix it we will give you your money back.    HP is literally holding all the cards here.  They are in a position to never lose money as any repair that costs more than the cost of the warranty can be deemed “non repairable” and just refund your Care Pack purchase price. In other words, HP can wash their hands of any problem systems by simply refunding the care pack purchase price.

Go ahead and get a copy of the actual Care Pack contract.   Read it carefully.   HP limits their liability in every way possible and has absolutely ZERO guarantees of performance.   A genius piece of legal bullshit that they turn around and sell for hundreds of dollars.   It should be a crime.

Class action lawsuit anyone?  I’m in!